yo man The cat's like "I'm doing people things, just like you." But the cat, trust me, is more confused than you, because it doesn't understand why we do the things we do. They're just trying to fit in. Mimic us. Like when I say "meow" my cat looks at me like "don't ever say that again, you rude dude!"
yo man There was a song on Dr Demento that went "Kill Barney, Kill Barney, with a knife or a gun, for the sake of our children this deed must be done." By P.H. Fred. It was on Dr Demento June 14, 1998. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8QkZDMCFrc
yo man Hmm, I have less to comment about the tin foil hat and more to comment about a certain friend of mine that used restaurants like grocery store shopping. Fast food, slow order, it didn't matter, he would order half the menu or more to take home, but he would never take it home, it end up sitting in my car or he'd put it in my fridge. I had to stop him after a couple times, no more to-go plates and bags in my car and my fridge. This guy would order and eat an entire extra large pizza pie, literally inhale the whole thing, and order 2 more jumbo pizzas to-go so he had food for the week. Let me just stop there because I will rant for a long time on this. I don't take home food because I never eat leftovers from a restaurant. I don't care, I will not eat those.