Madame Web...review...

Young Uncle Ben is left in charge of 3 kidnapped teenage girls.

Young uncle Ben has 3 kidnapped teenage girls in a sketchy motel room for a week.

His unstable co-worker is having visions... And has to...( checks notes)... track down the jungle Spider people.

She has asked him to watch Over the kidnapped girls. She has a stolen taxi with no plates.

She says the shadowy man who climbs the walls is after her.

The taxi looks like it has been in several accidents.

He agrees to do this. No questions asked.

So she goes to the jungle and hallucinates... Vividly in a cave with some local guy that she meets there.

Time passes... Uncle Ben moves the kidnapped girls back to his house where Spider-Man's mom is about to give birth to the spider man.

So his sketchy co-worker gets back and ditches the stolen taxi for a stolen ambulance and is soon after involved in a massive car crash.

She then re kidnaps the girls from uncle Ben.

Then they drive off in the stolen ambulance.

She takes the kidnapped girls to an abandoned warehouse filled with explosives.
So they set the place on fire and then go up to the roof of this death trap.

And... this movie is brought to you by Pepsi... Gotta have it.

Girl power!

sequel teaser

the end.

yo man You said Pepsi, I think...

yo man Now ya dun it. Stopping at Hobby Lobby tomorrow.

yo man I need to find my collection of old postcards because there's a version of this from the 1980s or 70s, the sign was hand made, not professionally factory printed.