yo man The '90s

yo man I had a fake finger with a cut I pulled some pranks. It wasn't high quality at all but it fooled at least one teacher with the paper cutter and one shop teacher. The shop teacher, no joke, was legally blind. Imagine a big old guy who talked EXACTLY like Foghorn Leghorn and spit like Sylvester Cat. Another kid borrowed my gag finger, faked getting hurt, shop teacher barreled his way over, knocking kids over, "LEMME SEE THAT BOY! OVUH HERE OVUH HERE BOY!" He yanked that kid over to the first aid kit and wrapped his finger up tight "I tol' you all, I tol' you all 'bout dat dadgum ban'saw! HOL STILL BOY! YA GIT IT FECTED!" No Joke. That was the world back then. Well, then another kid got his finger cut for real down to bone. Same reaction, but he had to go to the hospital.