Way back when... you could spend an afternoon and evening at the local amusement park, admission, food, and drink, and rides wouldn't set you back more than $5, there wasn't any air conditioning except fresh air conditioning and plenty of shade and ice cold Cokes, nothing was "woke", nothing politically correct, no agendas, just a relaxing day of cheap amusement.

People who claim they were abducted by aliens logically should admit they were also adducted. 🤔🧐

Ah, the annual vacation movie that used to run all summer on the old Disney Channel. This is a sequel to a Christmas Story, another Jean Shepherd masterpiece. I like that James Sikking (Hill Street Blues) is the old man.

I don't know what that stuff is in there, but it's just neato.

"It slices, it dices, it cuts a cow in half, and that's no bull!"

"Hey, good lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later!"