here i sit
all broken hearted
came to shit
but only farted

later on
i threw a fit
had to fart
instead i shit

-anon, fort leonard wood port a potty, range 20, january 2006

beans beans
musical fruit
the more you eat
the more you toot
the more you toot
better you feel
so lets have beans
for every meal

beans beans
great for the heart
the more you eat
the more you fart
the more you fart
beter you feel
so lets have beans
for every meal

-anon