Stupid cat was 20 feet up a tree tonight. And by the time I got the extension ladder she was down again. All that work to get the ladder, all that stress of wondering how she got down. Jumped? She not injured. Crazy cat!
I just finished my taxes. Or, did my taxes just finish me? 🤔
yo man Actually, I got my taxes done earlier this year. About 2 hours earlier. I am the prognasticator of procrastination. I am the sloth of savings. I am the snail express. I am the turtle of turning it in. If trains brought back the caboose I'd be way behind them. My address is in the undiscovered country. I put someone on hold in 1998 and got back to them in 2018. When I'm given a deadline I say challenge accepted. It's like Price Is Right: seeing how close can I get without going over.
There's a hold up in the Bronx 💰
Brooklyn's broken out in fights 🤺
There's a traffic jam in Harlem 🏀
That's backed up to Jackson Heights 🚗🚕🚌🛻🚙🚛
There's a scout troop short a child 🧍🧍🧍❓️🧍
Kruschev's due at Idlewild ✈️
Car 54, where are you? 🚔