I am the meme maker. I am the memer of memes. If only there was a way to get paid for this.
yo man
Cellular communications blackout? Didn't notice. I use Patriot Mobile. They use the same towers as AT&T and Verizon. Sooooo... there you have it. Also, I'm hearing that it was a solar flare, that hit ONLY the United States, mostly Texas, at 2:45AM, when that side of Earth is away from the sun. Hmm. And never mind that only last week a warning went out about a Russian nuclear space weapon. The same guy that leaked that info then immediately turned around and try to downplay it by blaming the media for hyping unsubstantiated rumors. That's like an arsonist who calls 911 about their own fire. I'm not accusing or theorizing about the cause of all this, I'm just consolidating and summarizing the observations. Mainly speaking, a big event happens but the narrative is screwed up and details from earlier are forgotten and not taking into consideration.
In a world gone crazy, be the horse running down a freeway: Just trying to keep up. https://youtube.com/shorts/EK9zz4NL68Q?feature=shared
It comes out of nowhere. It strikes without warning. It's that soul-sucking stretch of the school calendar between Presidents Day and Easter. No holidays. No vacations.
Me: has Mexican for supper
My stomach: you bastard I'm waking you up at 1am you won't sleep ☠️
yo man The wrath of Tyrannosaurus Mex rages through my guts.
Secret NERDBASE Try adding enzymes or a probiotic
yo man 4th option: None of the above. I'm in a kiddie pool in the front yard eating a hot dog.
