beware the wheelers

Remember: eggs are poison to gnomes

"What do you think?"

History nerds? Mark Felton fans? anyone?

Return To Oz should be a Halloween movie. Change my mind.

Now for that delightful Christmas comedy "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow," starring Jeff Goldblum, Meg Foster, and football legend Dick Butkus.

A cartoon so bizarre it sticks in the mind for over 40 years. I can't find the one with original commercials.

Can a vampire be killed by an arrow? You be the judge. But I think this myth has been busted.

It almost wasn't, but then it was, at the last minute, literally. Plus, I didn't know Dracula was Jewish.

1. Down to the road block, we've just begun
2. The guards are through
3. The Major's men are on a spree
4. Major and Wladislaw go through the door
5. Pinkley stays out in the drive
6. The Major gives the rope a fix
7. Wladislaw throws the hook to heaven
8. Jimenez has got a date
9. The other guys go up the line
10. Sawyer and Lever are in the pen
11. Posey guards points five and seven
12. Wladislaw and the Major go down to delve
13. Franko goes up without being seen
14. Zero-hour - Jimenez cuts the cable, Franko cuts the phone
15. Franko goes in where the others have been
16. We all come out like it's HALLOWEEN!