BTO - Shotgun Rider

And they had us all worked up about Y2K. It was Y2K+23 when technology came to screeching halt and the "experts" didn't even see it coming. Here, I got your solution for you: some big wig in an stuffy office somewhere says: "that's not supposed to happen" and that profound statement should fix it all.

https://www.audacy.com/wwjnewsradio/news/national/air-travel-across-us-thrown-into-chaos-after-computer-outage

The only thing I remember about the '80s is the opening credits to TV shows. I don't really remember much of any of the show, just the opening.

Barber Rabbit of Seville

If you haven't seen "The Fortune Cookie" (1966) I highly reccommend it. (How many 'c's in reccommend?) Anyway, you'll be humming the Barber of Seville forever after.

Some days you just gotta be carried into work

I'm pretty sure I've heard this version when on hold with multiple government agencies

January 1st and July 1st, the two dates every legislature in America picks for new tax laws to take effect. And it never fails, the news waits to tell us right around those times.