Ordered this off ebay. It's gonna be my new travel book. "Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago." ... "We'll have better luck playing playing pick up sticks with our butt cheeks than getting a flight out here." ... "We'll have a better chance finding a three legged ballerina than finding a flight out in this snow storm." ... "And if they told you wolverines make good house pets would you believe them?"


