It's Tomcat Tuesday. It's also February 14, so that makes today the ultimate F-14 day.

Let's pause for 90 seconds and observe St. Valentine's Day with this wonderful love song (then we can get back to the crazy stuff).

All afternoon and into the evening I was like ...C'MON... GET IT OUT ALREADY! Stomach, this is brain. I don't know what you're waiting for but we've been down this road before. We both know what needs to happen. And while you're down there I'm sending lots of water your way. Tell the intestines to get all that diarrhea out now. We've gone through half a dozen pairs of underwear already!

Even when I'm sick I think "how can I make a meme out of this?"