Well, since we're on the topic of emergencies, here's some ideas. RIP Paul Harrell.

Secret NERDBASE Good call... adding to bug out bag.

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Secret Nerd Base: the meme proving grounds.

yo man This is the higher resolution version of this meme. A lower res was posted immediately prior to see how it looks in comparison. Created on imgflip.com.

yo man This is the lower resolution version of this meme. A high res was posted immediately after to see how it looks in comparison. Created on imgflip.com.

What can be more appropriate for spooky season than having the voice of Captain Hook as a tyrannical piano teacher? The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T (1953). Your fever dream has just been realized.

R.I.P. Kris Kristofferson