Why did I wake up this morning with this old commercial in my head? People at the mind control microwave tower must screwing off again.

Firing the 'Pig'!

Welcome sweet springtime we greet thee in SoOoOoOoOoNG!

When sinuses kick your butt. Includes sleepless nights, massive headaches.

1970. Back when airplanes had a mind of their own, but were still findable. https://sierrahotel.net/blogs/news/the-cornfield-bomber

OOO EEE OOO AHH AHH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG (be sure to listen with your stereophonic headphones)

Me.