yo man
Is picking a turtle up off the road and moving it to the grass a transcendental experience for the turtle? What if by moving a turtle to safety that turtle goes and tells his turtle buddies: "Hey, man, you're not gonna believe this... so I was minding my own business crossing the road one day when I had to duck into my shell to avoid a predator. When I emerged I was suddenly surrounded by grass. It was like I was teleported from the road to the grass. And I lost 9 seconds of my life that I can't explain. Do you think I was abducted by aliens? I mean, there was a big metallic object with bright lights just before I teleported and it felt like I was floating through air. Weird, huh?" Makes you wonder... do turtles have their own FBI X-Files? Is there a worm-eating turtle always in the background? 🤔 👽 🧐 🙈 🙉 🙊
