Can ya name the truck with four wheel drive?
Smells like a steak and seats thirty five
Canyonero, Canyonero

When it goes real slow with the hammer down
Its the country fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyonero (Yea!)
Canyonero
(Canyonero)

Twelve yards long, two lanes wide
65 tons of American pride
Canyonero
Canyonero

Top of the line in utility sports
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts
Canyonero
Canyonero (Yea!)

She blinds everybody with her super hi-beams
She's a squirrel squishin' deer smackin' drivin' machine
Canyonero (Yea!)

Canyonero
Whoa, canyonero

What were the '70s like?
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yo man When is she going on Dr. Phil? Ricki Lake? Phil Donahue? Inquiring minds want to know.