I can hear this picture.

December 17th, 1985. A historic day in history.

Rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away, I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray, the frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio it's okay, oh what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet

Behold: Kris Pringle!