Oh, the vampire has sharp teeth, dear
And he shows them pearly white
Oh, he sleeps all day long, dear
But he comes out every night

I tell you something
You may not understand
But I'm a thirsty vampire
I want to bite your hand, sure!

A dinner was served for three
At Dracula's house by the sea
The hors d'oeurves were fine
But I choked on my wine
When I learned that the main course was me!