The "lost" guitar website has a countdown clock to October 21st, 2025. There's only one page asking for your email and phone number. Hmm, I smell a phishing scam. Okay, boys, time to submit some outrageous false tips to stir the pot for fun. Sorry, I'm a cynic, but I don't trust anything these days. https://www.losttothefuture.com/

It's too bad I'm old, cold-hearted cynic now, but I'm skeptical this is all smells like a publicity stunt. However, that isn't going to stop my fun, I'm turning in false tips just to stir the pot. I might even make one out of cardboard and submit it just to screw with people.

It was the 3rd of June, another sleepy, dusty delta day...

Donald Duck turns 91 this spring.