At least I don't have to play stupid puzzles to get in here.

Going through my bookmarks, found this. Still one of my favorites.

George Wendt is gone 🙁

Music to piss to if you're having a hard time.

City traffic is so congested. Maybe if we had a system so cars can efficiently get across the city with ease. Maybe if highways had TWO lanes in each direction. And maybe if we divide them with a barrier for safety. And maybe if we had ramps to control access. And maybe instead of 2 lanes there were 3 or 4. And maybe we could call these freeways. And others freeways could even be faster and we could call those expressways. And still to make the freeway and expressway even faster with less traffic we could impose tolls and call them turnpikes. And them maybe instead of going straight through the heart of a city maybe we could have a thing called a bypass. That would definitely solve all our traffic woes (and "WHOAHS!").

You take the Ventura freeway to the San Fernando freeway until you come to the fork in the road, turn left and follow the San Bernardino freeway until you get to the Schlossen Cut Off, get out of your car, cut off your schlossen, get back in, go 15 blocks until you see the sign with a big pink duck, that's the home of Wacky Quackers. "They're crunchy, they're crispy, they're just what you're "down" for."

Time to vent:
◻ No one told me today was "national drive half the speed limit day"
◻ Just when I found something I like, the store discontinues it
◻ I was ready for winter to be over but not for it to be hot so soon. I think I'll just quit and move north.