"Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel; it leaves a dull impression on her mind."

"Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel; it leaves a dull impression on her mind."

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I'm going where them chilly winds don't blow.

With ports of call to Iran, Pakistan, and India. North Korea and China coming Summer 2026.

"The Odd Couple" remake nobody wanted but you'd tune in out of curiosity anyway.