"Actually, did you know..."

Because of movies, some kids fear quicksand, sharks, dogs, bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at you. Me, well, Batman and Penguin, aka Commodore Schmidlap impersonator, exchange in the bat cave. Then later asking my dad why hotel facet water tates funny? "Because they use hard water." ME (as a kid): 😲😬😵‍💫

I went to space. About once per week. Circa 1982 to 1988. Then I moved to another town. Where I became a fighter jet pilot. And fireman.

Without a shadow of a doubt...