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The extremely - extremely - extremely - hard to find "Kill Barney" by P.H. Fred. Heard on Dr. Demento show #98-24 June 14, 1998. Listen to it now, it might get pulled someday. Can also be found on bootleg uploads of Dr. Demento on YouTube. This song has lived in my head since I heard it that one time in 1998.

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