Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile

While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile

We're talkin' softball
From Maine to San Diego
Talkin' softball...

Mattingly...

...and Canseco

Ken Griffy's grotesquely swollen jaw

Steve Sax and his runin with the law

...we're talking Homer...

...Ozzie...

...and The Straw.