I just finished my taxes. Or, did my taxes just finish me? 🤔

yo man Actually, I got my taxes done earlier this year. About 2 hours earlier. I am the prognasticator of procrastination. I am the sloth of savings. I am the snail express. I am the turtle of turning it in. If trains brought back the caboose I'd be way behind them. My address is in the undiscovered country. I put someone on hold in 1998 and got back to them in 2018. When I'm given a deadline I say challenge accepted. It's like Price Is Right: seeing how close can I get without going over.

There's a hold up in the Bronx 💰
Brooklyn's broken out in fights 🤺
There's a traffic jam in Harlem 🏀
That's backed up to Jackson Heights 🚗🚕🚌🛻🚙🚛
There's a scout troop short a child 🧍🧍🧍❓️🧍
Kruschev's due at Idlewild ✈️
Car 54, where are you? 🚔

Frosted flakes. its a jpg file. maybe system was overloaded LOL

There. I posted enough generic memes to make up for being gone for 4 days.

Secret NERDBASE Can you post that cheap frosted flakes meme again? There was a glitch in the matrix.

yo man done