Why does this very old drawing of a vampire bat look so much like Danny DeVito?

Submitted for your approval, a revision of the time zones, this should fix everything everyone complains about.

So... something to look for next month, a purported video revealing the hoax of the Patterson-Gimlin film of 1967. This has been shown at a film festival, but won't be available for streaming until later. I've glanced at some other bigfoot-tube channels and some are practically in tears. I think Bob Gymlan has been the best bigfoot researcher/thinker. He's been very analytical and non-committal over the years since I first found his channel c.2019 or earlier. Not sensationalist, not silly, not stupid humor, just too the point.

Here's what I think. Whatever this new evidence is, if it's the "rehearsal footage," fine. Let's see, then, the authentic film strip from 1967. MK Davis, I discovered, way over 10 years ago, actually examined the actual Patty filmstrip and made scans from those. MK Davis had always said in his videos he's not trying to make any conclusions, he's just showing us what he sees.

There's two other observations to make: allegedly the suit was burned after filming, so it no longer exists. Therefore, whether this was a suit or a real creature, neither can be produced at this time. We only have the original film developed in 1967. I think there may have been footprint impressions recovered, too.

I am suspicious about how this new evidence is being presented: much secrecy, a surprise reveal at a film festival, more than 30 days between the showing and streaming release to the public, you have to pay to see it. It could be a profit seeking venture. On another hand if you want to go down conspiracy theory road, it could be the anti-bigfoot scientist have had enough and are sick this of this shit and have helped produced a hoax movie so damning it will make you think Patty is a hoax. There really are scientist like that out there. Scientists are not Vulcans, they're not perfect logicians, they have feelings and emotions, they can be vindictive, there's been cases of such.

But only time and thorough scrutiny will tell.